around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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