I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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