let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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