if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
