i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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