BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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