I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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