she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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