You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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