out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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