if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
