Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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