Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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