Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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