whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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