well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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