i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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