Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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