The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
smell my finger.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
