why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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