I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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