Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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