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Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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