So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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