So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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