Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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