she looked like the bat from fern gully.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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