it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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