He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
lol hangovers are for mortals.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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