I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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