i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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