it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
