Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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