hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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