This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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