so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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