I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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