Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Can't talk, ducks in the car
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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