Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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