I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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