so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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