Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Pooping to opera.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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