I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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