She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Are we still banned from the library?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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