Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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