I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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