Porn is love you can see.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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