Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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