absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
