Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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