you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
